50-gallon drum of Herzog's breath shipped directly to your home!
*Breath contained may not actually be from Werner Herzog
1,999,999 ZB
Due to COVID-19 we lost our permit for this item. Please check back as medical safety regulations are being modified.
A trip to the Amazon where you and your friends will pull a steamship over a mountain! Travel and accomodations paid for you and 250 friends.
*Must provide your own steamship
4,499,000 ZB
Spend a fun filled night with Nosferatu!
*Winner must cover all medical expenses
6,666,666 ZB
Due to inflation we aren't able to afford Nosferatu's 3rd shift overtime rate. Please check back as we continue salary negotiations.
All expenses paid trip to an active volcano in Indonesia with Werner Herzog himself!
*The trip must end with Werner throwing you into the volcano as a human sacrifice
3,500,000 ZB
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Make the chicken dance!
*Must provide your own accordion music
2,500,000 ZB
Due to supposed labor law violations and the threat of a lawsuit, we had to give the chicken extended paid vacation. We apologize for the chicken's unavailability.
Redeem for a one on one duel with Klaus Kinski!
*Under no circumstances can you win the duel
40,000,000 ZB
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Traverse the cave of forgotten dreams with 10 of your closest friends!
*French accent* we shall hear the small patter of our own heart beats
2,500,000 ZB
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Win a 5-minute training session with a handsome ski jumper.
*Werner will decide what counts as handsome
5,000,000 ZB
Watch Werner eat a shoe!
*You must provide the shoe
10,500,000 ZB
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